The creepy uncle of yours that lives in your basement.. At 1 am you hear him saying those are some hot fists breach. Also if you meet someone named Omen never tell him your cameras are working only say they are broken.
by unclecypher May 10, 2021
Get the Uncle Cyphermug. When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.
by crembo February 1, 2023
Get the Uncle-itismug. by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019
Get the Uncle Danmug. A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
Get the Uncle Festermug. A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
Get the Uncle Festermug. the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016
Get the uncle noodlemug. Person 1: "Whos tightened that up? "
Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"
Or
When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"
Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"
Or
When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"
by Mr.Lamb22 February 26, 2024
Get the Garth's Unclemug.