A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.
Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014
Get the Greasy Anthonymug. Anthony is the type of guy who will sacrifice his happiness even for the people he absolutely loathes. He loves playing soccer and sometimes watches anime. When he likes a girl it’s not just a small crush…it’s a HUGE crush. He cares for his friends. He gives amazing hugs even if he doesn’t believe it himself. People call him gay but we all know he’s the straightest man alive. He lives by a number of quotes. His favorite character In most shows are the villain.
by Hi I’m Lana December 11, 2021
Get the Anthonymug. Watch out he’s a feet lover, he’s usually ugly and will only use you for sex because “he doesn’t want a relationship”. If you see a Anthony watch your toes!
by Yolo227 July 17, 2023
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by Blackperal69 September 24, 2021
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony's are weird, dramatic, and somewhat funny. They often are optimistic and Extroverted. They are crazy but good friends. They always seem to look for the better in people and care for others. Hanging out with them is sure to be a delight. Having friends is something that comes naturally to them resulting in almost everyone knowing their name.
Wow that person is such an Anthony
by screw YOU REEEEE November 4, 2019
Get the Anthonymug.