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horny monster

evil spirit that visits regularly to make you horny
ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
by ModularMechie July 24, 2025
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Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.
by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021
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Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.
Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!
by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020
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Horny Insomniac

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.
I tried the horny insomniac with my wife, but I failed and now shes pregnant.
by Dongle dude 666 June 5, 2018
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Horny

Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..
by Onyxl December 12, 2021
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horny russian

A russian thats horny( duh) and is the the best at sex but only with guys
My friend is a horny russian, we had sex last night
by Horny Finland October 12, 2022
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