ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
by ModularMechie July 24, 2025

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.
by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.
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