(adj./verb)
A tactical retreat from a conversation that’s veered into the Mariana Trench, but you’re fresh out of submarine snacks.
Short for "Deep Enough; Moving On", it’s the polite cousin of "TL;DR" for verbal interactions. Use it when you want to exit an argument about snail extract based anti-aging face-cream being vegan or not or if someone’s dissecting their astrological trauma again.
The semicolon isn’t a typo—it’s the pause you take to regret ever asking “How are you?”
Use sparingly on first dates.
A tactical retreat from a conversation that’s veered into the Mariana Trench, but you’re fresh out of submarine snacks.
Short for "Deep Enough; Moving On", it’s the polite cousin of "TL;DR" for verbal interactions. Use it when you want to exit an argument about snail extract based anti-aging face-cream being vegan or not or if someone’s dissecting their astrological trauma again.
The semicolon isn’t a typo—it’s the pause you take to regret ever asking “How are you?”
Use sparingly on first dates.
Example 1:
Friend: “So I analyzed our texting patterns and think Mercury retrograde is why you ghosted me—”
You: “DE;MO, buddy. My brain’s at capacity, and my soul needs a juice cleanse.” exits chat
Example 2:
Coworker: 30-minute monologue about their sourdough starter’s existential crisis
You: “DE;MO. I respect your dough’s journey, but I’ve got emails to ignore.”
Friend: “So I analyzed our texting patterns and think Mercury retrograde is why you ghosted me—”
You: “DE;MO, buddy. My brain’s at capacity, and my soul needs a juice cleanse.” exits chat
Example 2:
Coworker: 30-minute monologue about their sourdough starter’s existential crisis
You: “DE;MO. I respect your dough’s journey, but I’ve got emails to ignore.”
by demon_eye January 31, 2025
Get the DE;MO mug.Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
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tornado enthusiast 2: “wait until you hear about the jarrell f5”
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