Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Tony

short boy, who is a mommy’s boy that apologizes for everything and will break a girls heart and fat shame people.

tony: hey at least i can fit in the ocean

and don’t look like a cow
anyone: rude

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Tony Plana Is General Zod

Tony Plana Is General Zod

Tony Plana Is General Zod

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Tony

Tony is handsome, nice personality, big dick, 6’5 will fuck your mom and sister at the same time.

Tony will fuck your big dick dad…., Sike nigga he will fuck your girl then beat her.

by Antoneo November 21, 2021

Dirty tony

Dirty Cuban but worse

I did a dirty tony to my girl yesterday shit was pissed

by Super Uber September 6, 2018

Toni

A typical greek ass motherfucker who has no reason to tryhard in normals, mostly refered as ''Toni''

Wanna do some normals to chill?
No we only tryhard in normals!
Stop being such a Toni man

by OmegaSlav122 February 18, 2022

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole

oh my gawd did you see that video of easton preform the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021