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Touched

Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while
Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched
by King_Chaice October 30, 2023
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023
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《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》
by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
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Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.
by Tr45h May 22, 2022
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Touching the Winky

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"
by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023
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Touch and Go

All I need is what you've got
All I'll tell is what you're not
All you know is what you hear
I get this way when you come near
Then I know it's gone too far
Uh oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go
It's touch and go
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a cement kite
In your headlock on the floor
Who could ever ask for more
And I know it's gone too far
Uh-oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go uh oh
It's touch and go, oh oh oh
All I want is you tonight
I guess that dress does fit you tight, yeah
You know that look does make me shake
It almost looks too good to fake
And I know it's gone too far
Uh oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go uh oh
Touch and go uh oh oh
It's touch and go uh oh oh
Touch and go uh oh oh
It's touch and go u hoh oh
Touch and go, touch and go
Oh, it's touch and go

Oh oh oh (Touch and go) touch and go
All I need is what you've got
by Death Menace August 11, 2023
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