Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.
Caesar: You wanna make some money?
CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.
CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.
by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010
Get the Does the Pope shit in the woods?mug. by Jbird24 January 1, 2008
Get the hidden like a cottonmouth in the woodsmug. THE worst school you could ever go to. Its full of Jews, and prude people. The dudes are all stupid and prude, and the girls are all normal- the only NORMAL thing about the school.
The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-
The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-
by thisshitisgonnagodown November 25, 2010
Get the Wood oaks Jr. Highmug. This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!
by Jweed January 12, 2008
Get the hare-wood high-fivemug. A girl with brown hair, a quite messed up straw hat, and (possibly) a green-ish apron with patches on it. She is, most likey, 22 years old and known as the gardener in Identity V.
by zendied December 20, 2020
Get the Identity V Emma Woodsmug. A pretty good middle school in danville california full of rich kids. Not as rich as Diablo Vista middel school but pretty close. all the guys think theyre cool n shit by wearing lrg and nike air force 1s, while the girls are HELLA ugly and have new outfits everyday. People think theyre gangster and black by listening to eminem and lil wayne. Pretty much a gay school
kid: sup breh i got some new air force ones ya dig?
other kid: fuck u man
Charlotte Wood Middle school
other kid: fuck u man
Charlotte Wood Middle school
by DanVillian69 December 11, 2011
Get the Charlotte Wood Middle Schoolmug. A phycological method of torture only fit for the suffering of the underworld. And you fifth graders thought you were excited to get out of your pathetic elementary school? Get suited up for numerous mental breakdowns a week caused by a crap ton of useless homework.
Most of the air headed basic white girls are just some wannabe bitches that fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school.
If you got into TPA or PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit.
Long story short, fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
Most of the air headed basic white girls are just some wannabe bitches that fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school.
If you got into TPA or PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit.
Long story short, fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
Person a: “MY BLOOD RUNS ON STRAIGHT CAFFEINE THAT I JUST END UP CRYING OUT AT THE END OF EACH HEART WRENCHING DAY.”
Person b: hmmmm... let me guess...do you go to Connecticut’s circle of hell, Fairfield woods middle school?!
Person b: hmmmm... let me guess...do you go to Connecticut’s circle of hell, Fairfield woods middle school?!
by ~sip~ June 27, 2019
Get the Fairfield Woods Middle Schoolmug.