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e-bondage

A fetish similar to bondage, S&M, domination(commonly refered to as BDSM that primarily involves computer equipment(peripherals, cables, etc.) Common e-bondage equipment includes Cat-5 cable, Compact disks(if a male is the one being subjected to the bondage), flash drives, soldering irons, USB 2.0(its backwards compatible so thats alright), floppy disks(for nostalgic Dominatrixes), and other devices that can plug directly into ports.
Dude, have you met that e-dominatrix? She is so much better with the Cat-5 than that psycho at Club Vondersexxx.
by Level 11-ty ninja March 27, 2005
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e-drinking

to drink with someone else while talking to someone online using a chat client. generally done while playing some sort of tv/movie drinking game.
me and my friend are going to do some e-drinking tonight while watching 30 rock.
by ckrichter September 12, 2009
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E-Swagger

E-Swagger is someone showing off there swagger over the Internet.
Damn that kid has some E-Swagger
by THEMAINACSONICE October 1, 2009
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E-Snuff

E-Snuff is where you want to punch someone in the face across the internet.
Bob "Yo, I just got some man'dem acting up"
Shaun " Who? "
Bob " Some kid named Evan that likes to act up on the internet. I want to E-Snuff this Dillweed."
by Swagrunsinmyblood October 5, 2010
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E-SHOUTING

Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.
Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.
by urbanboi June 10, 2010
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E-chivalry

The attempt, by a man, to pursue a woman with as many electronic and impersonal forms of communication as possible. Usually not judged to be successful by the pursued.
Denise: Remember that guy I met at the bar last Thursday?

Betty: Yeah, he seemed nice.

Denise: Well, he texted me, facebook-messaged me, e-mailed me, and twittered about me to ask me out on a date. I'm sick of e-chivalry! I just want them to ask me out in person!

Betty: What a loser.
by Jaded Single Girl June 13, 2010
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e-age

The term used to describe the world we currently live in, that is constantly being connected, via twitter, facebook , cell phones, pda, crackberries etc. and all of their inter connectivity. This was original coined by cyborgt.
The e-age has blurred the lines of who does what anymore e.g. the phone company offers tv, the web offers movies, the cable company offers phone service. HomeDepot sells xboxs. etc.
by wileybot May 2, 2009
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