competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015

Suicidal

I want to die. *commits suicide cutely*

Are you suicidal?

by Vim (not the text editor) January 19, 2022

Suiciding (v.)

The act of fabricating a scene in which a murder victim is set-up to appear as though they have committed suicide

At that point- the victim has effectively been "suicided"

The pharmaceutical industry is Suiciding (v.) every holistic doctor that challenges them

by MitchPreme November 21, 2018

Skidded Odem Suicide (5o5)

A skidded odem suicide is a word used to describe a phase where one gets so stressed or so high/drunk that they have a small explosion in the brain causing them to just got somewhat crazy for a small ammount of time doing things they normally wouldnt do to cope with the crazyness.

Bro i've been so stressed im abt to have a Skidded Odem Suicide (5o5)

by vandaI November 30, 2020

suicidal giraffe

A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.

Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018