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social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
by bodazzle July 6, 2010
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socially interesting

People who are classy and dedicated to doing community service, while at the same time are well rounded and have a good sense of humor. Pirates of the Spanish main
Pirates are socially interesting but have good morals
by urdandictionary December 16, 2013
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social slut

social slut is a person who has many social partners
" I have so many different friend groups, it's like i'm a social slut"
by TheSpade July 5, 2016
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Social Intelligence

The requisite capacity of a person or agent to perceive immediate domain of influence and act or interact, in ways that enhances their purpose without diminishing personal values or that of others.
Having attained mastery in drawing his graffiti, all that’s left is the social intelligence to relate with the interested patrons and profit.
by Ixrael Lee September 22, 2018
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Social Distancing

Actively avoiding people to stop the spread of a pandemic
by ThatBitch🌲 April 2, 2020
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Social Slayer

A person who can ruin a social atmosphere just by turning up, making a poor joke or creating an awkward silence.

Idenitfy a Social Slayer by making kung fu like karate chops in mid air. This is to show that the social situation has just been slayed.
Group Of Friends:

Guy 1: this party is sick man

Guy 2: Yeah as soon as that song came on it was mad

Social Slayer: Cant wait til they play some Justin Beiber
by MGSocial Protector April 22, 2011
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social tipster

One who drinks occasionally, either socially or on holidays or special occasions, and drinks just enough to get tipsy or buzzed and stops there.
Dude, I'm not for heavy drinking. I'm just a social tipster.
by eurekathurston July 25, 2010
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