Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.

That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it

by Temiz December 21, 2023

lucy shark

Absolute waster who throws up everywhere

Your such a Lucy shark

by Tomo Barry December 3, 2021

Shark Fin

The act in which a girl gives you blue balls and you are so horny that you jerk off on the drive home.

Boy 1: The principals daughter gave me blue balls so bad I had to rub one off on the way home.
Boy 2: That’s called a shark fin!

by ashtonpeterson February 14, 2024

friendly sharks

Sharks that are freindly and do not attack humans

Yo is that a friendly shar- MY LEG

Friendly sharks

by Mmmplayz June 1, 2024

Shark eye

What a chick looks like when she looks up at you sideways, as she's giving you head.

Joey : Damn, the head from Stacy last night was bomb!

Mike: Yeah, she was giving you the ol' shark eye?

by lane3192 May 14, 2018

epaulette sharks

A species of long tailed carpet sharks

The are many species of epaulette sharks

by Foreverlovenme July 14, 2016

Pp Shark

A male's whose Pp is so small he has to act like the king of the ocean to fill the space of smallness

Guy 1: That dude is a total Pp shark
Girl 1: I bet he has a small pp

by mr.girl5390 March 12, 2019