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Robert

Robert. “He sucks penis
by I like to suc toes January 23, 2020
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Robert

Robert is a sexy beast of a sus ass sucking man
uuugh robert sucked my butt of me
by hnjwfeieljoewdjfodse April 27, 2021
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ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..
Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
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Robert Merkel

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.
by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018
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robert Ambros

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.
It’s robert ambros don’t come outside.
by Astro313 December 16, 2022
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Robert McMorine

He is clapped
You see Robert McMorine, he's a bit clapped
by Crammy1029 September 26, 2020
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robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020
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