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pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.
Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*
by NotCoco August 2, 2022
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put the pot in the bong

The weed that is currently in your surrounding premises is being directed by a fellow ally to be placed in a circular shaped filtration device nearby for social enjoyment.

This saying has stemmed long from a psychedelics culture at casual social gatherings, and has recently been used in JID song, "Off da Zonkys"
Hey, put the pot in the bong you filthy animal...*roar*
by Lady Bé November 26, 2020
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Flower Pot Faggot

Hollis is a Flower Pot Faggot for going 5-1 while camping on Gun Runner.
by Opossum123 February 11, 2021
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Hot Pot Central

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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pot hook up

Someone who supplies all your pot needs.
"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."
by High_like_jesus March 13, 2016
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Pot-hole

Hey, you wanna go smoke with Tyler? No way. That dude is a total pot-hole
by LazarusLongHoward December 13, 2022
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