pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.

Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020

Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023

pump the guns

To work out. (Guns = biceps)

Did you skive off work? Yeah, just been at the gym to pump the guns.

by plasmasnake1 November 18, 2021

pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 19, 2021

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

by Wildbill304 July 02, 2021