Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021

plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy

Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."

by Duece79 June 6, 2018

skibidi toilet

Skibidi Toilet is an internet meme that emerged from the viral popularity of the Russian band Little Big's song "Skibidi." In this context, "Skibidi Toilet" humorously refers to a fictional scenario or concept where the energetic and eccentric dance moves from the "Skibidi" music video are applied to everyday activities, particularly those associated with using the toilet or bathroom facilities.

The Skibidi Toilet meme has taken over social media, with people imagining hilarious bathroom dance routines.

I can't stop laughing at these memes where people are 'Skibidi Toileting' while brushing their teeth!

The Skibidi Toilet challenge videos are absurdly funny, showcasing people's creativity in incorporating dance into everyday tasks.

by babbledoople March 15, 2024

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

Skibidi Toilet

The YouTube shorts series made by DaFuqBoom which has an audience and fanbase of pre-birth to 11 year olds that makes me want to commit not live.

Skibidi Kid (Fetus): Skibidi Toilet dop dop yes yes

Me: Ahh fucking hell.

by Random person in random place February 4, 2024

Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.

Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.

by another unoriginal online name June 23, 2024