A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none
Life skills: none
Bitches: none
Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”
by xggomxlxggo February 11, 2024
Get the Nathanmug. A Nathan is someone who is very hot, a short king, a master at mewing, and has a giant penis. This is one step above a sigma.
Person 1: “He’s such a Nathan”
Person 2: “I bet he makes up for those missing inches somewhere else”
Person 2: “I bet he makes up for those missing inches somewhere else”
by Playhunter 195 February 12, 2024
Get the Nathanmug. by SpyDax August 2, 2022
Get the nathan momentmug. Some would say the perfect guy. Potential dater of Katie Varga. Is HOT. Most attractive man ever known to man. Is the epidemy of the sigma grindset.
Not just
Another
Talented
Hot man
Another level
Nathan is on
Not just
Another
Talented
Hot man
Another level
Nathan is on
by someonesgay January 8, 2024
Get the Nathanmug. Nathan this asshole, catch a lot of girl he look like a god but it’s the devil.
Nathan is a cute name for a dog
( I know a dog called nathan)
probably a good friend but not a good boyfriend
Nathan is a cute name for a dog
( I know a dog called nathan)
probably a good friend but not a good boyfriend
by fredodesanges November 21, 2021
Get the nathanmug. When a friend (usually an avid sesher) decides to bring 5 grams of marijuana to a function. The function usually will be small, averaging 2-4 people
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
Get the Nathan suprisemug. Nathan is the prince to snow white
by EVE11111 June 5, 2023
Get the Nathanmug.