Noah

He is a hacker
Noah*hacks screen*
Noah types Big boobies on your account

Girl1:omg Noah somebody text that

Noah: stop being sus
by Nyrie April 12, 2022
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Noah

A snitch who plays games in class
by 1234567890pokijhgfd March 15, 2017
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Noah

Anorexic skinny boy. Stupid. Pervert. Misses Riley. Likes Asians.
by mnsdncojxnl, October 09, 2019
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He is a fun loving person who loves music,family and friends but holy fuck buddy gets played like a motherfucker straight up as soon as he thinks he found the one he does something to fuck it up imma leave it at that (p.s. buddy’s gotta python)
Random person: holy fuck look at that poor bastard Noah got played again
by Nojowell June 04, 2020
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A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)

a P.I.M.P. (usually true)

usually has a cock twelve light years long

almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)

a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
boy - "yo Noah is soooooo cool"

girl - "Noahis soooo cute, I bet his dick is massive"
by gregofthesea November 10, 2022
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Noah is a great weird asf dude all the girls cry over! He can be a Kevin used in Karan a lot but that’s ok mate!
by attheapplebeetree August 31, 2020
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GAY, with curly hair, what a suprise.
Ollie: He has curly hair and his sexuality is aligned to the male gender, usually, *wink wink*

Branson: He must be a Noah
by Jellylegs06 February 06, 2023
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