Matt Brooks

Cute Butt. Massive Penis.

Do you see Matt Brooks over there? What a babe!

by Icantake5upthebutt January 16, 2024

Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Matt

A default mii that will beat you in wii's boxing and baseball.

"Please dont beat me again matt."

by La9Gag January 19, 2020

Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit

While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽

by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022

Matt forsied

Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night

Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied

by 69caramucker69 December 15, 2018

Hunchback matt

Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.

Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world

by Spener447 May 1, 2018

Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES

Matteo or Matt is the best.

by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021