You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022

Left on Lyndale

A project or undertaking which obviously will never be completed.

Have you heard about the Swanson account? It's a disaster! A real Left on Lyndale from the start

by freddyxx June 11, 2011

Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.

I love eating a good left nut!

by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023

Your left, my right

WhIcH nEgAtEs EvErYtHiNg YoU sAiD bEcAuSe...

Hym "Your left, my right."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

By right & By left

Typically used in Singlish to differentiate between the "right & proper"/official/etc (by right) way of doing something and the "quick & easy"/unofficial/corner-cutting/etc (by left) way of doing something.

Alice: Hey! Rubbish collector supposed to collect recyclables separate from non-recyclables, what?

Bob: By right, that’s the case but by left they oso just dump them in the same bin.
Alice: What by right & by left?! They should do their job properly!
Bob: Liddat, lor; angry so much for what?

by AzureArmageddon February 13, 2023

My left testical

My left testical is the left testical of the of the so called cock.My left testical is also the minorities way to say that looks like my left nut pocket

A:Lets play ark survival
B:Yay let's be My left testical

by The nut doctor March 10, 2021

top left pidge

When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net

So I hit it and it went top left pidge

by Netfinder November 12, 2015