luke morganism is the term in which certain events take place which may be considered homosexual, greasy, disgusting, vile and so on
by Spudylad June 5, 2022

Luke is a such a cute lil’ smol bean buuuttt is also super shady. When you see a Luke you will definitely think he’s just a cute lil’ innocent boi but then you talk to him you’ll realize he’s actually the shadiest rat ever. They also act exactly like a valley girl and a surfer dude combined. Honestly Lukes are honestly so cool even tho they’re suler shady and their shade is honestly the best part about them.
by Orge March 1, 2019

Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021

Usually an asshole who will be short Tempered and will annoy you and think he is funny you will hate all Lukes
by The_Turtle_Master December 3, 2019

by Lukeishandsome November 21, 2021

February 28th is a day that will live in infamy. This is the day that the impossible became possible. David killed Goliath. Man touched moon. Lebron came back from down 3-1. Luke Anthony Costa, son of Melissa Lacina Costa and Jason Costa, brother to Owen and Faith Costa, cousin to Scarlett, Colton, and Jackson Vloyanetes, cousin to Nick and Samie Costa, nephew to Stella Tsin Costa, kissed Riley from Communications High School, Lincroft NJ. This date is to be celebrated annually by going to a diner and ordering a piece of cake. Happy Birthday must be sung to Luke Costa.
"Yo are you doing anything tomorrow? It's the last day of February!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
by Riley.Communications March 4, 2025
