Julie bitch

This is a start of a love language. If you know Julie Bitch- you are family. This is NOT derogatory, this is love. She is THE BITCH, she is called THE BITCH… she calls her people BITCH, but ……

This is love. She’s actually not a bitch (but don’t think she can’t be) the most giving, considerable person ever, but BITCH IS LOVE , until you know her you might get the title… just don’t cross her-

I thought I saw a Julie bitch….I did! I did! I did see a Julie bitch live and in person and not on social media 😶

by J*lo December 10, 2023

july 21st

july 21st is when you get to fuck your bf the moment he bends over

kuya: wuh oh i dropped the soap!
kris: thats a fat ass and guess what its july 21st

by kuyazinzane December 18, 2023

July 15

The best day to be born,people born on this day are the best type of people and will be very successful and do well in life

I was born on the best day alive. JULY 15th

by Michael2003 April 5, 2023

July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!

person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!

by b r e e e e e e e e April 6, 2023

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023