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Josephvus

Josephvus (ˈjōzəf-vəs) is a holiday celebrated as an alternative to the perceived pressures and commercialism of the modern birthday celebrations.
Happy Josephvus to you!

What are you doing for Josephvus? Well actually a pretty nice little weekend, mow the grass, watch the Derby, maybe we will catch a baseball game. Yeah, probably pick up some flowers, stuff like that. Maybe put a big black rooster in the yard of a friend’s house, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time maybe. I don’t know
by jwmayle May 4, 2024
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Joseph

A hypocritical retard who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut and smells of shit & ciggarettes.
"Joseph snitched on everyone because he's a fucking hypocritical cunt"
by retarded_dumbass May 13, 2024
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Joseph

dumb roblox kid who always sleeps in class because he plays roblox with his roblox girlfriend until 3am
Joseph is a annoying roblox kid
by MXZZY June 10, 2024
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Joseph Quinn

Despite what many people think Joseph Quinn is my Johnny Storm/Human Torch
by Saraishere July 5, 2024
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Joseph R Cronin

The Man hands down always looking after and sticking up for what’s right in the world, no matter what’s at stake . Truth seeker and speaker always blowing the whistle on the scum of this earth .. He doesn’t complain much keeps his circle small and the only person he hurts is himself …. The way the world has become keeps him up at night , he has a calling to save the world one person at a time and he insists on doing so . Wise beyond his years always gets the girl who can’t grasp his depth so he is targeted by our very own deep state due to his intuitive knowledge of there’s more to life then let on… His only fault being to honest …
He who speaks the truth is always most hated like a Joseph R Cronin
by The retributioner July 31, 2024
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Josephilia

Defined as "/ˈdʒoʊzɪf, -sɪfˈfi.li.ə/"
Josephs Sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, usually under the age of thirteen.

It is also used as a derogatory term for older people (Nevada) who want to have sex with the younguns.
David told me that a man (former women Josie "joseph") around the age of forty had Josephilia in them and I was like "What the fuck DAVID?!"
by Dxnte! August 12, 2024
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Joseph Keegan

A cutie patootie who is often found engaged in concerning activities with dogs, particularly ones with impaired hearing.
Simon: why is that guy touching a deaf dog

Jason: it's normal, he's a Joseph Keegan
by OpenNet misses August 17, 2024
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