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Corporate Tortograph Theory

Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.
“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”
by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023
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Coke and Pepsi Theory

She hates coke, He loves coke
The Coke and Pepsi Theory defined as they make the perfect couple, just like the Olive, and Pickle Theory
by peepyweepy March 3, 2023
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The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.
Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.
by MLS trio March 6, 2023
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Aflo's Theory

The scientific and philosophical theory stating that at any point of its' existence- there is at least one tomato either submerged, or floating upon any of the worlds oceans.
Me: "I'd like to introduce you all to Aflo's Theory-"
Scientists: "Oh? What is it?"
Me: "It is a theory stating that at any given moment- there is at lest one tomato in the ocean."
Scientists: "-And what, pray tell, is the purpose of this theory?"
Me, now revealing the backpack of tomatoes I brought to the beach: "Gazpacho."
by Genkoti March 18, 2023
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autocorrect theory

The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing
“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”

Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory
by Mima is real March 19, 2023
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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
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The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.
by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024
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