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Jelly of the Month Club

A midwestern way of saying: Christmas Bonus, without coming across as pompous or fortunate to receive one.
My Jelly of the Month Club came in the mail, let's go to Chili's tonight.
by aposii December 16, 2022
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two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.
"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"
by legvnds November 4, 2018
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Club Penguin Rewritten

A Club Penguin Private Server hosted and updated weekly by Hagrid, Stu, Thorn, and Joee. Club Penguin Rewritten is based on 2007-2012 Club Penguin era with some custom content. The Club Penguin Rewritten is not associated with Disney in any way, though it's still legal and safest Club Penguin Private Server. (Fair Use for Education Purposes 17 U.S. Code § 107)
Hey! Wanna play Club Penguin Rewritten? It's the same fun as original Club Penguin!
by Greenuxx March 6, 2019
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Sushi Haters Club

Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.
Hey man, why do you hate sushi so much that you had to invent the Sushi Haters Club?

Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.
by Einar Borghildr November 7, 2022
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Singapore Yacht Club

by Taenun January 21, 2022
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Club Penguin Rewritten

no longer alive: a dead body | as complement : he was shot dead by a sniper | (as plural noun the dead) : there was no time to bury the dead with decency.
• (of a part of the body) having lost sensation; numb: I severed nerves in my leg so part of my foot is dead.
• lacking emotion, sympathy, or sensitivity: a cold, dead voice.
• devoid of living things: a dead planet.
man thats like club penguin rewritten!
by basningon May 21, 2022
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small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville
Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...
by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022
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