hood family

When your fam isn't the best, so you make your friends your family.

I chill with my hood family because the rest of my fam is deadbeat.

by FerretsAndSnow April 5, 2017

sage hood

A sexy man with a gigantic cock out of this world

Hey have u seen bull he is a real sage hood

by Thelegend-420 October 5, 2017

neighbour hood bicylcle

a woman who sleeps with everybody in the hood

she the neighbour hood bicylcle

by fiftysinthahood June 6, 2017

hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017

Hood Rich

You got a pinky ring with crushed diamonds but you still making the payments for it.

I am finally hood rich

by MustaphaThePharaoh November 20, 2017

hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017