Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed
I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema
by Big League Jew December 15, 2013
Ghetto GOAT or Ghetto G.O.A.T - is the status earned if you are someone (usually a parent) who has a job but still lives in bad conditions, (high crime, high drug usage, high homeless problems, bad influences,) who has a don't fuck with me attitude when it comes to their family! They are street smart and tough and if has to be -"violent," to "defend" and ward off the outside influence to the younger generation they are raising! They handle their business and take care of their family, with normal jobs, and teach the kids the right morals day in day out. "fearless"of "anyone"who tries to teach the kid the wrong way. And is also ready to fight, kill or die for the "right" thing. To not coward in the face of adversity. The word "goat" is used as a "sports term" (greatest of all time) -the "family" of the man/woman is the persons team! Its literally all they work for, teach for, struggle for, so the kids can have a better life. An achiever even in the ghetto! against the urban city bullshit and showing that you can still bring up tough,strong, youth. For the most part, these legends have respect. Because they were able to keep their shit in line, dont get kids taken by CPS, and is lawyal to their FAMILY 100 percent. Alot of "stepped up" parents who take care of CPS kids are ghetto GOATS!They proved to be able to take care of the their kids or family by doing the right thing regardless of the outside influences.
did you see his instagram post? That foos a ghetto g.o.a.t! His dad slapped the shit out of him when he found out he joined a gang. He told him to do something about it? Since he's supposed to be hard now! His son didnt do anything! He coward with his head down. so he said his son is now "jumped out" the gang and if anyone n the gang watching his instagram had a problem with it they can come and see him too! Because in the end his dad is ready and willing to kill or die for his son, and for whats ultimately right! He respects his family, works hard takes care of them. Wtf that foo needed to join a gang for? Respect a ghetto GOAT if you got one. Dumb ass!
by TheOctopus November 09, 2022
by Dirty_Pierre January 18, 2015
In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.
Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.
by Doc Sportscar October 29, 2012
Ex. I will give you your coach purse back if I can get the citizens jeans you just bought.
Im not being fouled by your ghetto swap
Im not being fouled by your ghetto swap
by DonZ89 December 14, 2010
When you don't have enough white wine and you don't have enough red wine, so you blend them together to make blush wine.
"We don't have enough white or red wine to get wasted Cindy! I guess I better make some Ghetto Blush."
by TheJane May 05, 2017