sphincter finger

The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar

I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.

Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter

by Swine Doctor June 12, 2011

Finger selfie

A photo that accidently or intentionally portrays one or more of your fingers.

A very common accident, when photographing blinded by sunlight, or taking the picture in a hurry. Can also occur when someone got a bling ring, or new nails and want to show it on a photo.

"haha, you got yourself some finger selfies right there!"

#fingerselfie

"She just shared another fingerselfie with that engagement ring on FB"

by jrbk June 13, 2014

Bong Finger

The callous you get from lighting bong hits with a bic lighter, repeatedly. Usually found on the index finger.

I need to change and start lighting bong hits with my thumb, I have a bad case of Bong Finger

by Drgizmo July 22, 2010

finger slaying

the act of repeatedly finger fucking a broad's meat dounut.

Brad: "hey, how was tristan last night?"
Ed: "Amazing, she may be a little sore today. I was finger slaying the shit out of her all night."

by hobbitfeet May 4, 2006

Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.

I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

Piss fingers

When your friend takes a piss and doesn't wash their hands so they run on the bus with piss fingers and they touch your seat and you're sad.

Harsh : I just got done pissing
ZY : Ew you have piss fingers
D : NOoOoO he's touching my seat

by M&DB December 9, 2021

finger of the dead

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.

The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!

by udm1234 October 7, 2011