Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.
Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!
by badmammojamma September 08, 2015
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Cadbury cream egg

A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.

Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"

Idea by G.J.R
by G.J.R March 26, 2016
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The Fig and Cream Special

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.
Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back
by The bocc March 07, 2018
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Philly ice cream

The most common ice cream in Philadelphia, they have gone and made an ice cream featuring all the good things on a pizza – tomato, oregano, basil, salt and garlic. This pizza flavoured vanilla based ice cream is a highly sought after dessert among the locals
let's go horseback riding down by the schuylkill river and enjoy some philly ice cream
by GrittyEagles January 06, 2022
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texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit
by Jdc22 January 26, 2017
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ice cream flop

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 01, 2017
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Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
by Yermasgash December 04, 2021
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