bacon bit

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

Bacon Brain

Someone who makes illogical comments against veganism, vegetarianism or animal rights on social media or in person, as a result of over-consumption of meat products causing fatty build ups in the brain

Joe Rogan has a severe case of bacon brain

by Ethica Lee September 4, 2020

Bacon Grabber

Bacon Grabber was 1920s slang for "repo man."

Man 1: Hey, what happened to your new car?
Man 2: I missed too many payments and the bacon grabbers took it away!

by Francis ornot August 22, 2021

Wakin Bacon

Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.

I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!

by jessyka77 September 2, 2013

candied bacon

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

by TacobellGanstaz October 22, 2013

'Ol Bacon Neck

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).

After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.

by O11 April 29, 2014

Kevin Bacon

That guy who won't shut up about EE.

"I'm not here to talk about Kevin Bacon Hollywood A-Lister, I'm here to talk about Kevin Bacon centre of the universe..." *turns off device*

by tyxie April 13, 2015