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Bacon

British rhyming slang for sex offender.

Bacon bonce = Nonce.

Gets shortened to Bacon.

(Nonce - Acronym of Not Of Normal Criminal Element)

A common word used as an informal banter amongst UK prison officers.
Look at that dude eyeing up that young girl. Dirty bacon!!

Stay away from the guy at number 5. He's a bacon.

Banter - 'Alright Del, you old bacon! Long time no see!'
by Sidders.02 March 26, 2021
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Bacon tug

Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.
Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.
by CountLippe February 11, 2021
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Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019
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pro bacon

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024
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Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
Sausage footlong baconator
🐖💀
by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

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