by 18421442 August 20, 2016

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

by Ffuckddick April 19, 2023

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021
