Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023

Alakhe

Alakhe. A man the the most beautiful bunds. Altho he has a hair line deficiency
he will still be a naaier.

I dont like Alakhe

by Bundsmagnet May 27, 2023

Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.

Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

by anonymous June 2, 2023

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

alakin

Alakin, a boy. He comes off as funny but once you get to know him he's hilarious, he has a soft spot for you if your special to him if not you'll be one of his best friends. If you need someone to count one alakin is there for you. He's cool, chill and a great friend.

"alakin I need your advice on something"
-alakin "anything."

by dm. June 21, 2023

Alaya

Alaya is a Beautiful, Witty, Smart but don't let her CUTE face fool you! She can be really Sassy, Bossy, and Helpful at the same time. She's the type of person that will push you down to get what she wants, then turn right around and help you up lol, she is a Prayful, Spoiled, Crybaby.

"Alaya is a great big sister!"

by Alizhae June 26, 2023

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023