Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
by laurasnakecharmer February 20, 2024
The try hard keebler elf
by brock felt sad April 14, 2022
Jordans are very Buff,strong and dominant people,one finger of a jordan is equivelent to 50 pounds worth of strength.Jordans can hurt you easily if they wanted
by BTDxKWH February 15, 2019
This ether refers to the many definitions of Jordan
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East
Man 1: my favorite country is Jordan
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-
by SomeDumbKid100 June 16, 2022
Jordan est un beau garçon habituellement aux cheveux brun foncé ou noirs et aux yeux bruns. Lorsque vous rencontrerez pour la première fois un Jordan, il semblera varier. Mais une fois que vous l'aurez connu, vous verrez que c'est une personne gentille et aimante qui est très drôle et qui veut juste être aimée elle-même. Une fois que vous voyez une Jordan, vous ne pouvez pas vous empêcher de sourire. Les Jordan's sont également très attrayants et élégants
Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?
Ohh qu'un Jordan
Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?
Ohh qu'un Jordan
by Rahim_23998 November 23, 2021
Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??
Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020