Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide
P.S. also threatens suicide
by GooeyOoey June 23, 2019
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Get the Jacob mug.A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019
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by TSM_Cracker July 4, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.He is a very short tempered person. He is very good at sports and likes to hang out with his mates. Although he might not be as smart as everyone he has a very big heart. He can get aggressive sometimes but he tends to make up for it. He has wild hair and always dresses up formally. He Taylor Jacobs tend to be very tall. He Taylor Jacobs might do things to fit in. He can also act gay in a friends way.
by Butterscotch Stephan July 15, 2019
Get the Taylor Jacobs mug.Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay
Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.
by factspiller July 26, 2019
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