Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Spiders-man

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman

Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face

bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man

by iballlick June 14, 2020

Super downie man

He is the one and only super downie man69

Someone who is very slow in the head like Oscar

He is a super downie man

I know he is lol imagine

by Batmon393939 November 8, 2020

banana sales man

(noun); A male stripper

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."

by +тнαт σηє gυу уσυ нαтє November 6, 2017

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010