mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

Banana Man

Hopping over on the white hot sand

Do you see Banana Man?

by Think of a name June 21, 2023

Bread man

A Bread man is the perfect cod partner, Bread men are usually pretty chill people but are kinda dumb and tend to stutter.

Omg bread man you got 30 kills

by Bread girl May 26, 2021

Goat Man

Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy

“Goat man is a fag.”

by Yourmomuwu September 1, 2021

Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka

I want to have sex with Walmart Man

by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021

Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024

Not Texas Man

Guy with a Incredibly small dick, He was born in a "Lab" got adopted by galactus, Then his 2 black father figures adopted him and called him texas man then died. He is also a famous retard and a viet.

Raiden is Not texas man

by hooman101 October 27, 2022