I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

T U R B O I N T

It is a L I F E S T Y L E

A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me, an Intellectual: T U R B O I N T

by Thy T U R B O I N T E R April 29, 2019

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

North of I-10

A insult in Louisiana that mean everybody south of Interstate 10 (which runs through Louisiana) they are true Louisianan and everybody north of I-10 is just a Texan.

“That guy hates seafood boil, he is definitely north of I-10”

by Lsufan202099 January 8, 2025