Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024

Man of the year

And, no, it's clearly about being better than men.

Hym "Did I do the man of the year thing? This whole thing is nothing more then a jab at men. You're not a better man than me, Kim and your husband is better at fashion than you. Your success hinges entirely on fucking men and nepotism... Which actually kind of makes you like a man... Wait...No, I'm still better."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

lollipop man

Helps at crossings outside school and makes me lick his lollipop

I like licking lollipop man's lollipop

by Widsowman March 25, 2024

Mr. Payload Man

Mr. Payload Man is a full schema higher being in JSON and XML languages. He can combine both schemas for the ultimate payload of data in its purest form free of data corruption.

Mr. Payload Man is about to drop a full schema payload of pure data on your face.

by Sen City March 27, 2024

E man

Someone who goes into a bathroom with another guy to “do stuff”

Chris: yo how did you guys get kicked out of the party
Cookies: they caught me doing an E man

by Sauce_boss27 March 31, 2024

unfree man

a man in a relationship

dat right there is an unfree man

by immaFurby UwU September 23, 2025

Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!

Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.

by DrWife September 28, 2025