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I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 22, 2023
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A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.
i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid
by Power476 December 15, 2020
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TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA

a discord kitten who loves fat man and hates polytics
man that discord babe is hot TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA
by jojo stone ocean mn April 28, 2022
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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
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i ges 😐

Gay slang for wanting to have hardcore sex with some furry
Guy a: I mean I ges 😐
Guy b: ok *puts on fursuit*
by Zachthepiratefox October 18, 2021
mugGet the i ges 😐mug.

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