small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

by -Hammer February 27, 2005

keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.

1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.

by MadameTesla August 28, 2015

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you

Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day

by Pigfish August 14, 2021

Ding-dong dick me down

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.

Ding-dong dick me down daddy

by dingdongdickmedown August 14, 2020

National dick down Chris day

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down

Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical

by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019

National suck Sans dick day

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.

Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!

by Suck_a_cock3000 April 11, 2019