High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.

Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.

by YuNakajima May 3, 2018

Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

I like your ass

n. A phrase you say to someone who's ass you like

Hey you, I like your ass

by MeanTheBean February 25, 2022

My ass is blue why

Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!

"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!

by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020

Dete dete my ass

When someone or a dieter comes and eats your ass, or does any various unwanted sexual acts.

Omg Sophia, don't dete dete my ass i'll stop talking!

by dietershoesoph August 3, 2018

Fat ass head ache

Giving someone a fat ass head ache in a good way.

Shaylie your giving me a fat ass head ache

by Axdrerrzz October 28, 2020

Bee up your ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018