Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

holding your ass tight

The person who wants to hide their ethnicity to achieve or get somewhere where ethnic varieties are seldom found and this person would typically step on or over somebody like him to get social status desired Like ice cube explains in Oreo cookie

Look bro you ain't white quit holding your ass tight.

by avgaginggal May 7, 2016

fuck my ass please

When someone asks you the question you always wanted to hear.
To have sexual intercourse with someone via the anus.
This is also called an anal.

"Can you fuck my ass please?" admitted Christina.

by viperinafire February 5, 2018

Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011

Slap ass year 2020!

Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!

Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!

by Fjellet69 October 29, 2019

The Ghost of Some Mans Ass

An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.

I went back to Shellys trailer and after I nutted, I tried “The Ghost of Some Mans Ass”. It worked.

by Awfulmedic June 30, 2021

Kicked out of your ass

To be fired from the company you started, because of lack of experience, a scandal or an internal personal conflict.

I started this company, gave years of my life to it! and then just got kicked out of my ass.

Yep it does look like you got kicked out of your ass.

by Not Arthur Day October 10, 2022