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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

My Mother Ate fries

Stupid ass TikTok meme
falls under the same scale of

67 (OHHH 67!!!! 67!!! 67!!!! ay SIX SEVEN)
or Mango
Or mustard
but like this time it from Everybody hates Chris!

Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla Fries bla bla bla

*REWIND*
Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla **FRIES** bla bla bla

My Mother Ate fries

by Zalo_r September 3, 2025

cheese in my roblox

to get fucked

"he cheese in my roblox until i scamperion"

by dik9 May 4, 2024

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends

Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off

by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021