Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger

A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.

WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20

by jeff roller October 7, 2020

ass nut lamb gravy

Ass nut lamb gravy is a synonym for a greasy nut you bust in someones ass that has the same consistency as some cold gravy. It's usually used in some weird kinky shit where people like to be embarrassed sexually, or be talked down to like some sort of joke.

Could also be used in a sarcastic tone, but personally, I dont think ass nut lamb gravy is a joking matter. It's very serious.

"Take my ass nut lamb gravy you disgusting thanksgiving whore"

"I'd be careful buddy, dont wanna catch some ass nut lamb gravy by accident"

"You smell and look like a bowl of rotten ass nut lamb gravy, put on some deodorant"

by badgerbud604 October 13, 2017

Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

holding your ass tight

The person who wants to hide their ethnicity to achieve or get somewhere where ethnic varieties are seldom found and this person would typically step on or over somebody like him to get social status desired Like ice cube explains in Oreo cookie

Look bro you ain't white quit holding your ass tight.

by avgaginggal May 7, 2016

fuck my ass please

When someone asks you the question you always wanted to hear.
To have sexual intercourse with someone via the anus.
This is also called an anal.

"Can you fuck my ass please?" admitted Christina.

by viperinafire February 5, 2018

Slap ass year 2020!

Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!

Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!

by Fjellet69 October 29, 2019

The Ghost of Some Mans Ass

An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.

I went back to Shellys trailer and after I nutted, I tried “The Ghost of Some Mans Ass”. It worked.

by Awfulmedic June 30, 2021