Wright Three Wet Willy

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.

"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*

by W34evr May 1, 2016

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory

Another name for a ghetto hood where there are lots of poor black people

Imma head down to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and shoot some niggas

by Kanye_supporter5 November 7, 2023

calm your willy down

to stop getting so excited/stressed

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"

by makurious December 1, 2009

Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010

Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.

I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.

by Cologino September 11, 2009

Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory

Anal sex

I'm gonna put little Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory!

by William Rentes September 11, 2018

uncle willys diving well

A slang term for the vagina , occasionaly used by the society of the smoking barrel.

I told Sally i was going to explore uncle willy's diving well. She looked at me akwardly and walked away.

by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 26, 2004