Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

Salty Frube

The marvellous art of sucking salty spoff from a used condom you found on the floor.

Mark found Chris and Josh's condom they used from their furry orgy on the weekend, he was feeling hungry and decided to have a Salty Frube, Greedy cunt.

by Handie Andie June 20, 2024

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

salty

1. possessing qualities deemed belligerent or bitter due to oneself's personal loss or any like event brought about by a dissatisfying incident

"Chester was evidently salty he lost to an opposing individual in a battle of fisticuffs, as he claimed there were inequities due to an age-based disadvantage, in which he is essentially citing a difference in muscular composition and development"

by chester224_ March 6, 2017

salty

When someone is butthurt. They're usually selfish and are salty when things don't go their way.

dude 1: but we planned this since yesterday and YOU said you were going to pay
dude 2: sorry, can't go anymore. I got a date with my gf

dude 1: what the h -
dude 3: he's salty

by yullen July 30, 2017

uber salty

When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".

"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"

by K8h8r November 24, 2013

salty fin

When a man sprinkles a pinch of sea salt on the tip of his penis and penetrates the vagina with incredible force.

"Oh bro I'm gonna salty fin this lil ho"

by dickalmondtits February 2, 2016