I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
by Stan Rezaee July 27, 2019
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A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.
Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.
by Harry Krinkle November 05, 2013
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I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
by ChronicClub August 19, 2016
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don't be a Mr. C

A man, otherwise known as a pussy, who refuses to go out after repeatedly saying that he would and uses the excuse that he is sick and feels like a 3/10 but in reality spends his night pleasuring himself while prooving difficult math statements and also refuses to drink because he is sick.
C'mon man don't be a Mr. C, finish that beer. Who cares if your sick.
by mr alfonso November 30, 2013
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We Don't Love Them Hoes

The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.
Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."

Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."
by RoundenBrown August 28, 2015
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A quote from spamton in Deltarune Ch.2

And also foR 1945 Kromer YOU CAN GET Hyperlink Blocked FOR Free!?;!!?!
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A Big Shot?!??!
by Russian bias go brrrrrrrrrrrrr October 01, 2021
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Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.
Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.
by halmonkey May 02, 2013
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