titty monster

A woman with gigantic titties that makes her look fat. Often married to men with Big Heads

Did you hear that the titty monster just had a breast reduction? Really? I saw her yesterday and I couldn't tell.

by Brit Treadway September 16, 2007

Tittie Sprinkles

Tittie sprinkles is a type of lubricious expletive used to describe a supererogatory situation. Used in extempore conversation, it could be used to describe very those which reside on the anterior of the mid-clavicular line, but are sexually dimorphic, that are copacetic. It would be used sine qua non with a funny situation, or in a milieu where a myelinated A delta fiber stimulates a nociceptor, either visceral or somatic. It first originated from a Shoe factory during which the proprietor ejaculated the word while in an encephalopathic delirium. Note: also used with prospicience for the latter definition of the aforementioned. Also can be used to abrogate a conversation that is an agonist for a Melatonin-1 Neuroreceptor.

"Oh, tittie sprinkles, I just tried to jump over a fucking water fountain!"

"Dude those tits on Carsi are tittie sprinkles!"

"Sometimes when I bake, in stead of sugar sprinkles, I prefer using tittie sprinkles, for a more sweet taste. Also, try strawberries."

by OneWhoMakesShoes December 19, 2008

arangitang titties

These are a pair a boobies that have a down and up curv like a crosaunt almost. Genereally acompanied by a large set of tits.

Man, Leila has a nice pair of boobs but I am gonna bet they are arangitang titties because she is foreign

by Zing June 18, 2005

Stingy Titty

A girl who will do anything to avoid sexual acts

Last night was a disaster! i ended up taking a stingy titty home.

by gentleman o doom October 12, 2009

titty tunes

dance music so god-awfully gay that nelly queens within a mile radius can't help but take off their shirts and dance, showing off their gym titties (or pec implants)

Michael Patrick: GIRL!, the titty tunes at the dance club last night were FIERCE! My manpussy is still tired!

James Charles: Bitch, you go girl!

by lyle123 May 26, 2009

Walleyed Titties

Perky breasts with off-center nipples pointing in opposing directions (not necessarily unattractive).

Man, dat bitch I wuz with last night had some fine Walleyed Titties!

by The Scrounge November 23, 2009

titty bop

the action of elbowing a female in the boobs, aka the worst feeling to exist. one who gets titty bopped is probably feeling heart wrenching anger and is also probably clutching onto her boobs in pain.

jeff: "yo why is ashley grabbing her boobs like that? fucking slut."

bob: "nah bro she just got titty bopped by marissa."

by toofine August 27, 2017