My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

a good place to hide things

an area to put things for other not to find

hey lisa do you know where the cheat sheet is "yeah i hid it in the wall so the teachers don't find it."

a good place to hide things

by 13975 March 26, 2021

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Stranger Things

A Netflix show with the cringiest fandom ever.

Me: *Scrolling on TikTok*
*Video of a cringe stranger things edit appears*
Me: “ewww what the fuck”

by RizzardOfOz483920 March 24, 2023

The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

by Weeb22 April 24, 2022

Lung Thing

The act of smoking weed

Guy 1: Want to do the lung thing?
Guy 2: Yeah, let me finish this game of beerio kart.
Guy 1: We should go to Whataburger after.

by allthethings September 20, 2011

Stranger things

Good decent show except 2 annoying faggots in mind..

Wanna watch stranger things? Who are you and u are black! Yes I am NOT WITH A NIGGER NIGGER COTTON PICKER! Hahehe

by dickfucker664 August 23, 2024