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Zuni’s Law

Originating on May 9th 2020, Zuni’s Law describes the phenomena where internet users—many of whom have no prior knowledge of the subject—will follow any internet trend or bandwagon, and attempt to reproduce it nonsensically in poor quality. Many instances of this law include theft of other people’s ideas or work and attempts to rebrand it under the current trend. Zuni’s Law was established by iFunny user Zuniroa following the observation that many iFunny users began writing their own “laws” following the popularity of Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law. The most famous of these poor-quality laws is Kes’s Law. Kes’s Law differentiates itself from Bidoof’s and Garf’s laws in its idiocy due to the fact that it’s not an original observation of internet behavior, it’s merely a shoddily-made renaming of the Illusory Truth Effect.
Kes: “Yo dude these people keep joking about femboys, and now they like femboys! I think I could call this Kes’s Law just like Garf’s Law!”

Sensible Human Being: “That’s just the Illusory Truth Effect, retard. Zuni’s Law applies here.”

Kes: “Wait, isn’t Zuni’s Law itself an application of Zuni’s Law?”

Sensible Human Being: “Well, shit. You got me there.”
by Zuniroa May 10, 2020
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Carlo's Law

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.
Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup
by Jahsehington November 13, 2019
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pepe's law

anything that can be memed, will be memed.
"why do they keep meming spogebob?"
"because of pepe's law bro."
by creed of travis September 1, 2018
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Brummel's Law

Brummel's Law states that once you've sworn off a particular habit or vice, an opportunity to engage in said habit or vice presents itself almost immediately.
Lara: Damn, I'm on the wagon for the next couple months, and now all of my friends suddenly want to have a social life. This sucks.

Roger: It's Brummel's Law!
by Brummel January 19, 2011
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Igechukwu's Law

A situation where Okafors Law doesn't apply due to the exceptional attractiveness of the person in question being sought after.
"By Okafors law she's mine because I spoke to her first" -person a

"She's too fine to be reserved for you by the law, I veto it with Igechukwu's Law" -person B
by IgboSpecialist October 13, 2014
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Law of Patience

To wait for the universe to grant you many wonders and much success through patience and manifestation.
I want this new promotion, hopefully the law of patience through meditation and visualization will all manifest to reality. “Tristan Huff”
by Tristan Huff June 10, 2018
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Klaasse's Law

Every conversation will either terminate on or eventually cross the subject of shit.
Functions in a manner similar to that of Godwin's Law.
"I was up all last night, so I feel like shit."
-"Hey, Klaasse's Law"
"...damn you..."
by Scott O. January 4, 2008
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